Here at the Hairy Carrot Institute, we've discovered that we're lacking in one area of expertise. Currently, we have tons of euphemisms for male masturbation. For example, flogging the log, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, etc.
However, when it comes to female masturbation, the list is limited to "polishing the doughnut" and "rocking the little man in the boat". Let's face it, women don't jerk off, they rub off.
So, in the interest of higher learning and bringing the entire Hairy Carrot community together, we're are requesting your submissions. We can't afford prizes (shit, we can't afford a decent website), but we would all appreciate anything that doesn't mention doughnuts.
Pass this request on to any and all who could contribute to our cause. Use the comments section so all can share your knowledge.