Go ahead and pat yourself on the back. You're a winner and you now have something to put on your resume. You see, Time Magazine has chosen you, the blogger/information sharing public, as their "Person Of The Year". How gay is that?
There are actually individuals that are much better candidates for this honor, like the President of Iran. He looks like a fucking terrorists with that windbreaker and his Manson-esque far away look in his eye, and he's got nukes! Yeah, I'd put him ahead of some idiot blogger, like myself.
Then we also could consider Ladainian Tomlinson who is juking white boy defenders in the NFL. Or, I would consider Sydney Lowe, who has already looking for the paddles and screaming "clear" while resuscitating NC State's basketball program, thus giving hope and joy to many frustrated Wolfpack fans.
But nooooo, the magazine thinks that a dude in his underwear with mustard on his shirt and jerking it to Ampland pics is a more qualified.
With all of this in mind, we will be choosing the Hairy Carrot Person of the Year for 2006. Send in all of your nominations with an explanation in 25 words or less why they should be our pick. And don't be gay like Time Magazine.