Friday, September 28, 2007

Why Does Iwon Suck So Hard?

A few years ago, I registered as a user of Iwon, poor excuse of a website. It's a Yahoo wannabe, but you can navigate around and earn "points". Allegedly, they give away $10 grand each day, but I don't know anyone that has ever one, so I can't prove they exist.

I do know one thing for sure. Their Spin & Win game is more predetermined than the Fox News Channel. On a recent visit to the site, I had somehow earned 20 spins. Concentrate for a minute as I give you some figures.

The wheel had 12 different spots for chances, 2 were "sorry", which meant I won zip, the other 10 consisted of mp3 players and cool shit, as well as "coins". I don't know what the hell a coin does, but I did land on coins 3 times. The other 17 fucking times, I got sorry. What are the odds?

Iwon used to use Google as their search engine, but changed to Ask.com, which is just as shitty as Iwon has become. Ask.com rarely gives you a decent search, because they blow, while Iwon sucks. Behold, the yin and yang bad sites.

Hell, I can't even get a decent search for free internet porn on Iwon anymore. First, it filters, even if you don't want it to. Then, the sites are teasers, like those sorority chicks who aren't even that great to begin with.

I guess I'll just stick to google and yahoo for my dirty fun. Iwon can change their name to "FixedShittySite.com" and the shoe will fit.

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